A FEW SLIGHTLY TRICKY ELUCIDATED AREAS OF INCOMPATIBLY

The portal to an alternative universe
has recently been identified
by a Peter Allman
of Ellesmere Port, Cheshire.
Mr. Allman was fortunate
to obtain several controversial photos
due to overcast conditions
on his cell phone before
the portal was no longer expressive.
He lists his hobbies as
train spotting, stamp collecting
& alternative universe enthusiast.
Memorabilia can be purchased
by contacting Mr. Allman at
his not particularly enigmatic
nomad's caravan in Anglesey, Wales.